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so today is the last day of school in the year 2008. And let me tell you it has been a tough year. My grandpa died in the Spring and anything that spurs any emotion whatsoever makes me cry uncontrollably. For a large portion of the year I was yelling at the republicans on the T.V. and I didn't think that the Democrats were actually going to win the election and that fear sent me into a vortex of depression. That wasn't good for my health. Then around August I made it to my Sophomore year in High School. And that has been a ride. I've made it this year into three plays. I've written three short stories, and one one act play. This year has been both a joy and an emotional train ride. I salute the year adieu.

I am sorry

I'm sorry my last post was strange and quite frankly uncalled for. New Zealand is a great place and no offense to the sheep. I was just caught off guard that one of my friends would go so far away just demonstrating my paranoid separation issues. 

SHEEP!!!!!!

So my friend doesn't understand my video about stimulating the economy... She is going to New Zealand and become a nurse with all of the Sheep and free drugs!!! I can't get her to understand that she is going to be stuck here for a little while before she can get to New Sheepland and have her sheep friends!!! I'm going to cry now...

Face my fears

Many of you might ask, "If you are so scared of butterflies, and squirrels, and llamas why have many pictures of them?" Well the truth is readers is that my doctor says that I have to face my fears no matter how weird they are. This brief obsession of warning people of my strange fears is soon to be ended. I just wanted people to know a little bit about my fears before I continue on my quest to document my life on the world wide web... SO now you know my fears I can continue.

Butterflies

Ok so when I was ten I was playing in the Castle gardens. Yes I said castle I just so happen to live next to one... Anyway I was playing Princess with my other friends and then I saw it. A beautiful Monarch butterfly. It sat on a daisy and flapped its gorgeous orange and black wings. I called my friends over to see it. But then, yes then readers, it attacked! It flew toward me and caught me off guard. I was frightened and tumbled down the hill (like Jack and Jill). When I asked my friends if they saw it attack me they said no and I was just over reacting ( something I have heard multiple times in my life!!) So here I am warning the world of Butterflies, Squirrels, and Llamas.

Llamas... the other evil

When I was four years old I went to a carnival. It is the first carnival I can remember and there is a reason for that. This was the first time I had funnel cake. The first time I bought something by my self. The first time I found out that llamas were evil. Yeah evil. There were these people who had llamas and they were giving out llama rides for five bucks. I pleaded to my mommy for her to let me get a llama ride. She paid the nice man and I got to ride the llama. Sounds good right? Wrong!!! Suddenly a man on a motorcycle came rushing out. That I assume is the trigger for llamas to be their natural evil selves! The llamas eyes grew bright flame red and kicked me, a four year old girl, off its soft back!!! Then because it was not done, trampled me while I was on the ground!
The rest is all a blur. Then to make it better they said that it wasn't the llamas fault but the motorcycles! But I know who was the culprit. I saw into its eyes the true evil that was in that llamas heart. Llama's and squirrels will kill us all!!

Squirrel!!!

Squirrels you know are some of the scariest creatures in the world right next to llamas... they scare me too... but thats a different story. Living in Colorado for... what does my profile say... about 400 years makes you develop this unnatural fear of squirrels. It is the eyes! They are abnormally huge for their little bodies! And their teeth those just scream "Watch out I know how to use these!!!!" I mean they can get through anything!!!! They must be sharp because they can open an acorn with no problem I however need a knife and a screw driver, etc.... It takes Forever!! Any way I am deadly afraid of squirrels, and butterflies, and llamas... They are all evil disguised as cute lovable creatures they will kill you! They are just waiting until we let our guards down, then they will attack and become the supreme race!!! Every time I walk on to my porch they laugh. Yeah laugh! They laugh because they know that they will get me anytime now. Well the doctors say that I have to go back to my soft padded room now. Take my words with caution. They will attack at any minute and you will need to come o me for help!

The Story of my life- part one Birth

On one long summer day, my mother was pregnant and she had cravings, so my father, being a nice man willing to do anything for his wife, was going to take her out to lunch. She then walked down the stairs and something influenced her to go to the hospital, she won't tell me what it is. Any way she went to the hospital and apparently she has a real tolerance for pain because they said that she was not in labor. So they continued out to lunch. Then something happened that made my mom go back to the hospital... now remember this, she had two cheeseburgers before going to the hospital. They let my mom in to a room. She wasn't screaming like all of the other pregnant women, but they got her a room so she would stop complaining. Little did they know that I was indeed coming. And I was going to be there within seconds. A nurse noticed I was coming, and  quickly got a birthing room ready but by the time it was ready, I was in this world, the one we like to call Earth. In the country of America. In the great state of Colorado. As the species (or so I think) Human.