Friday, December 12, 2008

Llamas... the other evil

When I was four years old I went to a carnival. It is the first carnival I can remember and there is a reason for that. This was the first time I had funnel cake. The first time I bought something by my self. The first time I found out that llamas were evil. Yeah evil. There were these people who had llamas and they were giving out llama rides for five bucks. I pleaded to my mommy for her to let me get a llama ride. She paid the nice man and I got to ride the llama. Sounds good right? Wrong!!! Suddenly a man on a motorcycle came rushing out. That I assume is the trigger for llamas to be their natural evil selves! The llamas eyes grew bright flame red and kicked me, a four year old girl, off its soft back!!! Then because it was not done, trampled me while I was on the ground!
The rest is all a blur. Then to make it better they said that it wasn't the llamas fault but the motorcycles! But I know who was the culprit. I saw into its eyes the true evil that was in that llamas heart. Llama's and squirrels will kill us all!!

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