The Story of my life- part one Birth

On one long summer day, my mother was pregnant and she had cravings, so my father, being a nice man willing to do anything for his wife, was going to take her out to lunch. She then walked down the stairs and something influenced her to go to the hospital, she won't tell me what it is. Any way she went to the hospital and apparently she has a real tolerance for pain because they said that she was not in labor. So they continued out to lunch. Then something happened that made my mom go back to the hospital... now remember this, she had two cheeseburgers before going to the hospital. They let my mom in to a room. She wasn't screaming like all of the other pregnant women, but they got her a room so she would stop complaining. Little did they know that I was indeed coming. And I was going to be there within seconds. A nurse noticed I was coming, and  quickly got a birthing room ready but by the time it was ready, I was in this world, the one we like to call Earth. In the country of America. In the great state of Colorado. As the species (or so I think) Human.