Squirrel!!!

Squirrels you know are some of the scariest creatures in the world right next to llamas... they scare me too... but thats a different story. Living in Colorado for... what does my profile say... about 400 years makes you develop this unnatural fear of squirrels. It is the eyes! They are abnormally huge for their little bodies! And their teeth those just scream "Watch out I know how to use these!!!!" I mean they can get through anything!!!! They must be sharp because they can open an acorn with no problem I however need a knife and a screw driver, etc.... It takes Forever!! Any way I am deadly afraid of squirrels, and butterflies, and llamas... They are all evil disguised as cute lovable creatures they will kill you! They are just waiting until we let our guards down, then they will attack and become the supreme race!!! Every time I walk on to my porch they laugh. Yeah laugh! They laugh because they know that they will get me anytime now. Well the doctors say that I have to go back to my soft padded room now. Take my words with caution. They will attack at any minute and you will need to come o me for help!